55 minus 1.

“When you find who did it

for sure, will you kill him?
“

“No. I won’t kill him, but

i’ll make him very sorry.”
–
The Mentalist

I have a similar thought for the mosquito that just bit me. Wish I could hire the vampires and pay back the mosquito in the same coin. Eclipse. Peace.

Grad School Musical

Abstract:
With the placement season and CAT exam approaching coming CSD is disappointed on it’s inability to convert more students into it. In this distressing condition, it makes it’s last attempt to convert CSE to CSD. Ofcourse, by the next year CSD will be so lonely because CSE would be gone. The enlightened CSD *knows* that going for placements or CAT is just like being another brick in the wall. The CSE *knows* that one in *hand* is better than 2 in the *bush*, hence placements.

Keywords:
Placements, CSE, CSD, money, greed, enlightenment, life, getting a life, revolution.

Introduction:
CSE and CSD need no introduction.

Conversations:

CSE to CSD (about placements):

Milk it for all it’s worth.
Make sure you get there first.
The apple of your eye.
The rotten core inside.
We are all prisoners.
Things couldn’t get much worse.
I’ve had it up to here, you know your end is near.

[Chorus:]
You had to have it all,
Well have you had enough?
You greedy little bastard,
You will get what you deserve.
When all is said and done,
I will be the one to leave you in the misery and hate what you’ve become.

Intoxicated eyes, no longer live that life.
You should have learned by now, I’ll burn this whole world down.
I need some peace of mind, no fear of what’s behind.
You think you’ve won this fight, you’ve only lost your mind.

Heaven help you. * 4

Benjamin et. al (Had enough, 2006)

Though CSE was the older of the two, it always considered CSD as its elder brother. So, it respectfully tries to coax CSD to let it go to placements peacefully:

I guess i just got lost being someone else,
I tried to kill the pain
But nothing ever helped
I left myself behind
Somewhere along the way
Hoping to come back around
and find myself some day

Lately I’m so tired of waiting for you
To say that it’s OK, tell me please
Would you one time,
Let Me Be Myself
So i can shine,
with my own light
Let Me Be Myself

Would you Let Me Be Myself
Coz I’ll never find my heart
Behind someone else
I’ll never see the light of day
Living in this cell
It’s time to make my way
Into the world i knew
And take back all of these times
That I gave in to you

That’s all i ever wanted from this world
Was to let me be me..

3 doors down – (Let me be my self, 2008)

Observations:
CSE doesn’t change, neither does CSD.

Results:
CSE is going for placements. CSD is doing research.

Conclufusions:
Why did Mr. C come to CSD?
Why din Mr. Z choose CSE?

Authors:
Srijan – srijan.bleu@research
Abhimanyu – abhimanyu.suck.sena@placements

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PS: Why so serious?!
Ps: Best of luck for the placements to all.
pS: I have a book on Database with me. If anyone needs then tell me.

Warmup!

It’s morning
I should be waking from sleep
But, I am going to sleep
Why so?
Coz I’ve got a class to attend
And I try not to sleep in the class.
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(End Of Poem)

I really won’t mind if you make it the Owl Anthem, but please, do give the citation.

*Sigh* Why do i have to take 5 courses this sem. Where’s my “Happy Sem” which I have been waiting for since first year?

Of very late, the blog has gone dead. What is the point in being dead if you can’t live a little? But, Who Cares? Oh no, not me. Strangly enough, Criticism is the best way to say – ‘I Care’

For sometime now, I don’t want to be making anything that starts with a ‘ P ‘ and ends with a ‘Resentation’. It’s analogous to beheading a man to know him inside-out. See, the word itself speaks for itself, Personification is so overrated.

Incredibly, ‘Impossible’ says I’m Possible; then plausibly, ‘Possible’ is precisely Impossible.

BTW, that thought has got a comma, an apostrophe, qoutes, a semicolon and a period among other insignificant things like a Bi-Alliteration(I and P), an Antimetabole, an Antiphorismus, an Antithesis, an Apostrophe, an Assonance, a Chiasmus, a Consonance, an Euphony, a Hyperbole, an Irony, a Paradox and a Personification, but is still a modest Understatement.

I think, that’s enough of a Warmup for the Greek Thought class.

00110101 Fiction: Course Registation.

00110101 Fiction:
“**Click- Click** Aarrgh…Doesn’t work… “, exclaim humans. But out there Bitgeek has gone for a march past. Why has he gone there? That’s because a bot can register for his courses. One – Two, One – Two.. that’s what everyone was doing. It’s the preparation for the independence day. 0-1, 0-1, I heard bitgeek chanting. Why? Coz he is Bitgeek.

PS 00: Bitgeek mein chotta b hota hai.

PS 01: There can be only 10 PSes in this post as per the Bitlogic.

References:

00. Gagan’s

01. Ankit’s

10. AniManiac’s

STUFF!! and perhaps some meaningful stuff on set theory.

There was a time when I considered someone’s starting a post by telling that “it has been a long time since i posted..” and explaining why they were forced into doing this henious crime as immature.  Today, I’ll indulge into it: It has been a long time since i posted and I am posting because i found something really interesting at -

http://prasantgopal.com/blog/?p=486

Please go through that and then come back.. doing that will possibly make the rest of the post ‘ some meaningful stuff on set theory and STUFF otherwise.

Talking about the paradox:

I think everything was dismissed too soon. We have got a paradox here. This implies something must have been wrong/inconsistent somewhere before . I am considereing the paradox as a contradiction. And the fact that abnormal set is a set at the first place as the hypothesis. An abnormal set has itself in it, how can we accept that to be a set so straightaway. Afterall, a set is a collection of well defined objects.

A question which should be asked is “If a set has itself in it, then is it a set?” or “Is the set as an element of itself a well defined object?”.

So, an abnormal set might not be a set! Now, consider the paradox to be contradiction. Then, the hypothesis that Abnormal set is a set,  becomes wrong. That is to say abnormal set is not a set! So, this paradax was actually the proof of “Abnormal set not being a set”.

A Corollary would be, for a set to be a set it must not contain itself.

Maybe such kind of “not set” sets could be called pseudo-sets in future.

Btw, i can give a formal proof for the theorem, “A set cannot contain itself.” would be.

Hypothesis: let a set contain itself and still be called a set. (i.e. Abnormal sets are sets)

Then…..

All the paradox matererial comes here.

Since we get a contradiction (the paradox), the hypothesis is false.

Therefore, a set can’t contain itself.

Ps1: I have a gut feeling that this will create history….

Ps2: I know the same thoughts have been harped again and again……. and again..

Ps3: OBH calling…

Playlist in Recent Times

Tagged by Vishnu. No statistics available. Here are the songs which I have been listening to lately (not in any order) :

1. N.I.B. – Ugly kid joe

2. Speed of sound, Clocks,Trouble – Coldplay

3. Jane na kahan – jtyjn

4. It’s my life – Bon Jovi

5. In the end(instumental)- Linkin Park

6. Hallowed be thy name – Iron Maiden

7. Lithium -Evanescence

8. Sufi – Jay Veeru

9. Back to life – Pink Floyd

10. Mai asia kyu hu – Lakshya

11. Come as you are – Nirvana

12. My december, Shadow of the day – Linkin Park

13. Blue – Eifel

14. Truly Madly Deeply – Savage Garden

15. Somebody’s Me – Enrique

16. Where do you go, Cigarettes – Fort minor

17. The RockFella Stank – FatBoy Slim

18. Nine Thou – Styles of Beyond

19. Is it any Wonder, Walnut Tree – Keane

20. O’ Sweet Child of Mine -Guns N’ Roses

I tag animesh, anshul, sufal, prabudh and manish.

Life,sheep,cotton,wool,universe,matrix,oops and everything..

Having missed the class on SE.. Me and Sanrag were like this: SaNrAg ….. ‘N’joying Life !!: “We get cotton from sheep” – Arjun ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: in oo domain it is called polymorphism SaNrAg: how exactly is it polymorphism ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: usually sheep = grass -> wool but here sheep = grass -> cotton SaNrAg: sheep ! = grass sheep.eat(“grass”) ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: i means sheep has a function to change grass to wool SaNrAg: yeah… but none to change grass to cotton ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: abe in this case if you can overload the function then you can get that this will make sheep a smart and multifuctional product SaNrAg: chal tu aisi sheep bana ke dikha de jo grass se cotton banati ho u r free to use my sheep ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: simple hai sheep.inherit(plants) sheep.inherit(cotton) ho gayta SaNrAg: nah…. compatible classes honi chahiye aise hi kahin se kuchch inherit nahin kar sakta this is wrong jaa kar c++ pad dobara se ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: the power lies in inherit function child! there should be lang which can make such a function like there was a lang which made eval function SaNrAg: no language made eval function it was a human who made it ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: so raha tha kya popl mein haan wahi yaar SaNrAg: wahi nahin hota aur haan ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: tu to requireement elicitation karwa raha hai SaNrAg: if sheep inherits from cotton sheep doesn’t produce cotton it gets properties of cottons ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: sheep inherits from cotton plant my frn SaNrAg: which we can choose to override yeah… so that doesn’t mean it produces cotton the produce function of sheep has already been defined so the produce of cotton is overridden ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: we shalt overload that function and produce a sheep which produces cotton like arg = 1 for wool SaNrAg: You can’t ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: arg = 2 for cotton SaNrAg: because produce is already defined for sheep ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: we shall modify that SaNrAg: u can’t… sheep is not opensource u can only use sheep ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: But once you hack it it’s all yours SaNrAg: God holds the copyright to sheep ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: !! We can do negotiations with god SaNrAg: try… ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: visit godonline.com SaNrAg: u can’t hack it God obfuscated the sheep assembly ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: i hack it it’ll die SaNrAg: U can’t ever do this ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: it die i change the function now all i need is a resurrection function SaNrAg: i told u… u can’t change the function… u can only use the sheep API ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: sheep.resurrect SaNrAg: and there is no resurrect for Sheep class..its only defined for the class Jesus.. and no, in case u r wondering, u can’t inherit Jesus in sheep ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: hmmm… you have a point but why can’t the sheep inherit the jesus class! SaNrAg: because u can’t modify the sheep class… u DON’T have the sheep source code u only have an object file or assembly Gosh… I love .NET ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: that’s serious trouble.. SaNrAg: that’s the way Software Industry works…and no, SE doesn’t teach u that ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: mad made oo , man made god implies man made sheep so man can always change the functions of sheep SaNrAg: man didn’t make god that’s where u were wrong man just discovered god ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: tell me if no man does there exist god!! SaNrAg: like a child class discovers the identity of parent class ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: you are an element of a matrixclass with you blue pill set to 1 SaNrAg: that’s the whole problem… child knows there is a parent class… but never gets its id ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: you need to set the red pill =1 the god class never existed only man class existed SaNrAg: ok… regarding ur doubts about the matrix… this question was already raised and answered in gagan’s blog ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: so do that transpose test i suggest there transpose you position twice SaNrAg: mine was much better… a little vulgar yeah ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: call (transpose.self) SaNrAg: but better ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: 2 times yaeh and if you are in the same pos you are in the matri SaNrAg: I am not doing ur stupid test… I have my test… its awesome…and it says…we r not in a matrix ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: you will always feel that if you do you own test in the matrix ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: that was the fundamental trick of matrix how? ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: the matrix was designed by evil_human k and he made sure that everyone thought that SaNrAg: the only thing matrix can’t fight is the power of brain… the will…. the trust in self… with all those things… i did my test… and we are not in matrix ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: no body was in the matrix SaNrAg: yeah…. that’s why I thought that I was in the matrix… so my brain power broke the shackles of the assumed matrix and then i did the test… but there was no matrix… this is proof by contradiction the key is to concentrate ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: for proof by contradiction you need to take the opposite of the stmt you wnat to prove as the assumption and then prove a statement and it’s inverse to be true please present the proff in these terms it did this in sct SaNrAg: I wanted to prove I am not in matrix… So I assumed that I was in matrix… then if I am in matrix… the property that I was testing should have been true… but it wasn’t… So I am not in matrix ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: what is the stmt A that is true and also the stmt ~A that is also tru!! SaNrAg: din’t I give a fair proof by contradiction… or ur puny brain din’t understand that ? ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: hey when i was in the matrix i also used to prove by contradiction in this way but soon i realised in sct class.. and broke free of the matrix but wth has this got to do with the sheep! SaNrAg: You were never in the matrix, kid ! Your prof made u believe u were, so that he can prove his worth…. In short, you were cheated btw… I dunno… u started all the matrix crap ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: no this not true the matrix was packaged in the JV container class was made to be inherited in the first year It’s after that only a few like me : “neo” have been able to get out of it SaNrAg: Ohh… I din’t inherit that…they tried but just cudn’t… so they finally made a wrapper around me… ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: i followed the white rabbit arjun followed the sheep SaNrAg: and I followed the hot girl across the road ◄SřỈ√Ảп►:cool! Chal let’s call it a day.. SaNrAg: hehe… OK ◄SřỈ√Ảп►: I’m loving it -The matrix! Trinity.. are u still there??

I heard… :P ;)

Felicity definitely makes IIIT the most rocking place for 3  days. It’s a time of celebration and revelry and sometimes we just don’t care about what we say…

Here are some of the comment/conversations I got to hear during Felicity ’09 which was celebrated like never before!

“Salsa mein jana hai yaar.. magar kaise??”
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“Ek answer to bata de yaar..”
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“Ye banda Skirt mein kyu aya hai..”
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“Nahi Pata?! Mai janti hu tu jaan ke nahi bata raha hai answer.. “
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“What are your 3 wishes? “
“Pehla mai..”
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“We want judges…”
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“Dekh,  felicity start hone ke baad se mujhe haarne ki adat to hai nahi.. “OR” Ab jita raha hai to mai aa raha hu.. “OR” nahi to kat le fir..”

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“Sir, 2 shirt dilwa do..”
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“Are yaar tu plan sun.. Tere event mein waise bhi koi ane wala to hai nahi.. Ek prize mere ko jitwa de fir to party hai!”
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“Yes.. Aaj claytivity hai.. DotA ka map banayege 6.57b..”
“Pagal ho gaya hai kya!!”
“Maine ek mahine pehle plan kiya tha yaar… please!”
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(Looking at my creation in claytivity) “Are ye to wahi hai na.. jo Dreamworks ke logo mein ata hai…”
“Shhhh…”
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“Yaar please kuch log to bhej de apni workshop se..”

“Oye, haan tu bhi bhej de apne event se.”

“Yeah, That’s the way… C2D”

“C2D kya?”

“Cooperate to dominate!”
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“Aa jana yaar… Ahem.. Time pe..”
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“Thukurain thakur kaha hain..”
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“1-2 1-2 Anchor ko fek do…”
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“Oye, Prize kya hai..”
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“If you have the will, you can fish from the moon.”
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“Tujhe Dj kisne banaya.. *** “
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“Laajoo…”
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“*how.. *how..”
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“Yuktahaar se pankhe le aao…”
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“What the *beep*…” (walky talkie rocks!)
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(good ‘ol)” 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. band karo ye atyachar..”
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(Looking at the telewise poster)” Friends dekha hai, Heroes dekha hai, Scrubs dekha hai, ye Etcetra nahi dekha hai..”
“Are Etcetra wahi hai.. etc..”
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Me_present: “hey, I think i know you from somewhere”
Me_future:”hi hello? I am you, just a few years ahead of you.”
Me_present:”oh.. okay. That’s great”
Me_future:”yeah, it’s good.”
Me_present:”So…”
Me_future:”So?..”
Me_present:”AnythingNew?”
Me_Future:”Naah! Not really. Just the old stuff.. You tell… what’s new with you?”
Me_Present:

by Punia
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“Who will be the next Mr. Felicity?”
“I don’t know! i don’t know! I don’t know!”

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“Amma! Amma!”

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PS1: No offences meant

PS2: Please add if i missed out something..

PS3: No flaming and keep it anonymous..

Word Wide Web (question paper attached)

DISCLAIMER – Nothing official about this post. These are just my thoughts.

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It’s the first day of  Felicity ’09! Literary cafe came up with two really  new events namely Telewise and Word Wide Web.  Telewise was designed test people’s knowledge on television shows like Friends, Heroes, Scrubs,etc.. oops.. etcetera.  It had an amazingly great participation of   around 120 people from and from outside IIIT. Teams were of 3 persons each. 6 teams were selected for the second round.  The event was conducted smoothly and people liked the smart and tricky questions asked to them. Jairaj’s buzzer worked well too.

Other one was Word Wide Web. This is the first event that I have organized( Hey me and Sahil were going to organize an event named ‘Lol’ipop’ when we were in the second year in the sunday carnival, which did not take place) and before I start saying more.. I thank akshat, nirvana, anika(organizers of WWW) and Sahil and Aakansha(Literary coordinators) for their effort and for making the task possible and so easy.  They came up with really beautiful names and ideas for games and designed and tested and retested them. Akshat also designed the event description and the event tagline. Sahil’s support was very good . He got everything ready before time be it the question papers or  writing stuff etc. First idea for the event came to Aakansha, as far as i remember. The basic philosophy behind WWW was giving people the freedom to use their own words to solve puzzles which were somewhat different from the routine puzzles, crosswords etc.

Many(read 100!)  people took part in the event from and from outside IIIT.  In general, the participants were happy to have solved those puzzles.

Here’s the question paper.

http://srijaninvents.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/word-wide-web-questions.doc

please copy paste the link.

I’ll upload the solutions soon.. hopefully.

here it is:

http://srijaninvents.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/word-wide-web-sols.doc

Have a great Felicity!

First day, First show!

Hmmm..

Well begun is half done; the new year has begun.

Gosh! Wild new year celebrations. Played dota with friends till the dawn. Slept at 6 am in the morning with a class at 10 am in the morning. I was not unprepared for this. I set an alarm at 9:00 am, 9:30 and and 9:40 am.

In the sleep i had a dream. I took a triple kill with skeleton king: Rikimaru got killed with a hellical blast, Akasha got killed by a Critical Strike(1151!!)  and  after reincarnation I killed Juggernaut during his omnislash( Yeah that’s technically not possible,  but perhaps vengence was dictating to my imagination after what my heroes had been suffering with omnislash ). Then with a triumphant smile on my face, i got unconscious until i got woken up the second alarm detonating at 9:30 am. I had bypassed the first alarm – A full quarter hour of  shrill, neuron cracking conglomorate of haphazard and hazardous digital sounds with random terror on full volume. Still on the bed, I stuck my hand out to search for the mobile and looked at the time and said to my self – ” Only 2 more minutes of sleep and then you have to wake up what so ever happens”.

I didn’t hear the third alarm too. The next time when I got awake, it felt like my neural system was undergoing a cold boot. I reached for my mobile and saw two vertical lines, two vertical dots, a rectangle and another vertical line on the  display. Seemed like some pattern recognition algorithms were not loaded yet. A few seconds later, when my mental operating system was fully reloaded, I realized that those lines and shapes meant for 11:01 am. It was like getting moonstruck in full sunshine. I missed my first class of the  new year. In a fir of rage, I demanded an hour back from time. And this is how i got it!

I turned the mobile upside down, the time was 10:11. And clock was 8 minutes fast. So it was 10:03 am. I rushed for the class.

Vengeance is not good, but for the new year I resolve :

1. No more Gaming.

2. Going for pt. 2 credits this sem.

3. 95% attendance.

4. Doing assignments all by myself.

5. No more DC.

6. Less daydreaming.

After 2-6, I think I’ll have enough time to play. So 1 can be scraped. Vengence is not good, afterall. :p

I didn’t forget.. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

PS: Wanted to write something on the first day of the new year.