If.. by OWL

If you can attend all  the classes, and happily proxy 15%..
If you can bathe daily, and still not comment on the one who does not..
If you can not only complete the assignment, but also make 6 different copies of it..
If you can wake up your friend 15 minutes before the class, even for a course that you haven’t taken..
If you can climb 3 floors, just to check whether the owls have not been abducted by the aliens..
If you can go to Moodi, and cry “Felicity rocks” there..
If you can go to the pt alone, but with 6 more id cards and leave no card without an attendance..
If you can bear with a genuine doubt, and not raise it towards the end of the class..
If you can keep quiet in the noon time, and not complain for loud music at midnight..
If you can be an honor’s student and still kill time like a normal B.tech guy..
If you can sing a lullaby at 8am, just to make a owl sleep..
If you can keep your room clean, and call all your friends into the room to make a mess of it..
and not breath a word about its cleanliness or the absence of it when your friends are gone..
If you can bypass the proxy and ride the torrents to add new stuff to dc in the morning..
and still don’t download anything in the 12 to 6am time slot.
If you can keep playing with a Deagle to save enough for a sniper, only to give it to the sharpshooter,
and not lose your mind when he loses it without a shot and still call it a team game.
If you can know how to write and still don’t write something so hazardous like – girlsatiiit.wordpress.com (No offences)
If you can fill the 90 mins of exam time with a 15 mins of copy-cat rhyme
and still be brave enough like you have 8 more lives..
Then yours is the world and everything that’s in it..
And–you will be — “The Favorite Lark” — my friend!

zzzzzz – OWL