Life,sheep,cotton,wool,universe,matrix,oops and everything..

2009 February 28
by Srijan

Having missed the class on SE.. Me and Sanrag were like this:
SaNrAg ….. ‘N’joying Life !!: “We get cotton from sheep” – Arjun
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: in oo domain it is called polymorphism
SaNrAg: how exactly is it polymorphism
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: usually sheep = grass -> wool
but here sheep = grass -> cotton
SaNrAg: sheep ! = grass
sheep.eat(“grass”)
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: i means sheep has a function to change grass to wool
SaNrAg: yeah… but none to change grass to cotton
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: abe in this case if you can overload the function
then you can get that
this will make sheep a smart and multifuctional product
SaNrAg: chal tu aisi sheep bana ke dikha de jo grass se cotton banati ho
u r free to use my sheep
:P
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: simple hai
sheep.inherit(plants)
sheep.inherit(cotton)
ho gayta
SaNrAg: nah…. compatible classes honi chahiye
aise hi kahin se kuchch inherit nahin kar sakta
this is wrong
jaa kar c++ pad dobara se
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: the power lies in inherit function child!
there should be lang which can make such a function
like there was a lang which made eval function
SaNrAg: no language made eval function
it was a human who made it
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: so raha tha kya popl mein :o
haan wahi
yaar
SaNrAg: wahi nahin hota
aur haan
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: tu to requireement elicitation karwa raha hai
SaNrAg: if sheep inherits from cotton
sheep doesn’t produce cotton
it gets properties of cottons
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: sheep inherits from cotton plant my frn
SaNrAg: which we can choose to override
yeah… so that doesn’t mean it produces cotton
the produce function of sheep has already been defined
so the produce of cotton is overridden
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: we shalt overload that function and produce a sheep which
produces cotton
like arg = 1 for wool
SaNrAg: You can’t
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: arg = 2 for cotton
SaNrAg: because produce is already defined for sheep
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: we shall modify that
SaNrAg: u can’t… sheep is not opensource
:P
u can only use sheep
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: But once you hack it it’s all yours
SaNrAg: God holds the copyright to sheep
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: !!
We can do negotiations with god
SaNrAg: try…
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: visit godonline.com
SaNrAg: u can’t hack it
God obfuscated the sheep assembly
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: i hack it it’ll die
SaNrAg: U can’t ever do this
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: it die i change the function
now all i need is a resurrection function
SaNrAg: i told u… u can’t change the function… u can only use the sheep API
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: sheep.resurrect
SaNrAg: and there is no resurrect for Sheep class..its only defined for the class Jesus.. and no, in case u r wondering, u can’t inherit Jesus in sheep
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: hmmm…
you have a point
but why can’t the sheep inherit the jesus class!
SaNrAg: because u can’t modify the sheep class… u DON’T have the sheep source code
u only have an object file
or assembly
Gosh… I love .NET :P
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: that’s serious trouble..
SaNrAg: that’s the way Software Industry works…and no, SE doesn’t teach u that
:P
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: mad made oo , man made god implies man made sheep
so man can always change the functions of sheep
SaNrAg: man didn’t make god
that’s where u were wrong
man just discovered god
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: tell me if no man does there exist god!!
SaNrAg: like a child class discovers the identity of parent class
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: you are an element of a matrixclass
with you blue pill set to 1
SaNrAg: that’s the whole problem… child knows there is a parent class… but never gets its id
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: you need to set the red pill =1
the god class never existed
only man class existed
SaNrAg: ok… regarding ur doubts about the matrix… this question was already raised and answered in gagan’s blog
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: so do that transpose test i suggest there
transpose you position twice
SaNrAg: mine was much better… :P
a little vulgar yeah
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: call (transpose.self)
SaNrAg: but better
:P
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: 2 times
yaeh
and if you are in the same pos you are in the matri
SaNrAg: I am not doing ur stupid test… I have my test… its awesome…and it says…we r not in a matrix
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: you will always feel that if you do you own test in the matrix
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: that was the fundamental trick of matrix
how?
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: the matrix was designed by evil_human
k
and he made sure that everyone thought that
SaNrAg: the only thing matrix can’t fight is the power of brain… the will…. the trust in self… with all those things… i did my test… and we are not in matrix
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: no body was in the matrix
SaNrAg: yeah…. that’s why I thought that I was in the matrix… so my brain power broke the shackles of the assumed matrix and then i did the test… but there was no matrix… this is proof by contradiction
the key is to concentrate
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: for proof by contradiction you need
to take the opposite of the stmt you wnat to prove as the assumption
and then prove a statement and it’s inverse to be true
please present the proff in these terms
it did this in sct
SaNrAg: I wanted to prove I am not in matrix… So I assumed that I was in matrix… then if I am in matrix… the property that I was testing should have been true… but it wasn’t… So I am not in matrix
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: what is the stmt A that is true and
also the stmt ~A that is also tru!!
SaNrAg: :|
din’t I give a fair proof by contradiction… or ur puny brain din’t understand that
?
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: hey when i was in the matrix i also used to prove by contradiction in this way
but soon i realised in sct class.. and broke free of the matrix
but wth has this got to do with the sheep!
SaNrAg: You were never in the matrix, kid ! Your prof made u believe u were, so that he can prove his worth…. In short, you were cheated
btw… I dunno… u started all the matrix crap
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: no this not true the matrix was packaged in the JV container class was made to
be inherited in the first year
It’s after that only a few like me : “neo”
have been able to get out of it
SaNrAg: Ohh… I din’t inherit that…they tried but just cudn’t… so they finally made a wrapper around me…
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: i followed the white rabbit
arjun followed the sheep
SaNrAg: and I followed the hot girl across the road :D
◄SřỈ√Ảп►:cool! Chal let’s call it a day..
SaNrAg: hehe…
OK
◄SřỈ√Ảп►: I’m loving it -The matrix! Trinity.. are u still there??
25 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 February 28

    max(height(BCness)) .. [:O]

  2. 2009 February 28

    Is this what is required at Microsoft !?

  3. 2009 February 28
    aakanksha permalink

    @Srijan: For your last question – Nope! [:P]

  4. 2009 February 28
    Raina permalink

    Please make sure you guys do not miss any more classes on SE! Do the humanity some good!

  5. 2009 February 28

    This is what happens when 2 vella persons meet (or in this case chat) :)

  6. 2009 February 28
    MaVeRiK permalink

    @aakanksha : The question was to Trinity :P
    R u Trinity ? :P

    @srijan & sanrag: itne gande fatte.sudhar jaao yaar :(

  7. 2009 February 28
    abhimanyu permalink

    Gosh!!!!
    kya hai ye ?? :O
    aur arjun followed sheep ??? :O kab ? kyon ?? kahan ??? :D :D

  8. 2009 February 28

    @shubham: this was gonna be “wait for it” legendary!!
    @Ahsan: yeah.. I am goin to write a book.. “the MS who left another MS” :D ;)
    @aakanksha: how so ever idiot this guy maverik is.. but i think hez got a point :P
    @vishnu: Adding 2 your point : this is what happens when 2 vella persons meet to viciously violate their volition for vengeance. ;)
    98% that the sentence is wrong, but still sounds good :D
    @abhimanyu: are chod ye sab.. tu to in sab se upar hai.. zeitgeist ke bare mein soch… ;) :P

  9. 2009 February 28
    Jimmy Narang permalink

    Mera doob marne ka man kar raha hai.
    Lekin usse pehle tum dono ko maar daaloonga.. jate jate duniya ka thoda bhala hi kar jaoon.

  10. 2009 February 28

    @Srijan – U missed the point. It is Legen–”wait for it”–dary! :P

  11. 2009 February 28

    @shubham: no i din’t miss the point..
    I used the sentence in the past tense.. so you have to wait for it some more!
    @jimmy: are u serious?! :o i was just misusing freedom of speech..

  12. 2009 February 28

    Sudhar ja saale!

  13. 2009 February 28

    you stopped too soon :|

  14. 2009 March 1

    Woot… so many fans ! :P

  15. 2009 March 1
    aakanksha permalink

    @Srijan: (Just to support my statement)- It could mean- you were loving both the matrix and trinity. And the question was directed at people who caught a fleeting glance of that statement, and found it worth giving an answer to :P

  16. 2009 March 1

    did u guys actually go on for so long for so on or this is all cooked up? :D

  17. 2009 March 1

    tch…tch… ppl still doubt our creativity… :(

  18. 2009 March 1
    Himanshu permalink

    Holy Cow ! btw , is trinity still there ?

  19. 2009 March 2
    Kinshul permalink

    I knew Sanrag would someday rise up and match the more famous Srijan. He had it in him right when he came to IIIT and I was exposed to his ‘raw brilliance’ from time to time. Today, my eyes are filled with ‘khushi ke anshu’….

  20. 2009 March 2
    O.W.L. permalink

    THIS IS

    MAAAAAAADDDDDDDDNNNNNEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. 2009 March 2
    Mohit permalink

    :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
    I have no other thing to say :P :P

  22. 2009 March 2

    @aditya: allegation.. :o :x
    @sanrag: agree :(
    @himanshu: let’s hope so ;)
    @kinshul: khushi ke aansu from my side too –> :’)
    @ullu: this is object orientation!
    @mohit: i often see this happen to ppl :P

  23. 2009 March 2
    monkey permalink

    if only geeks were fun

  24. 2009 March 4
    Animesh permalink

    rofl @ monkey .. sorry dude couldn’t dare go thru the whole post ;) .. but looking from the comments looked like you both proved the point :)

  25. 2009 March 6

    @monkey & animesh: hmm..
    @aditya: oops.. I mistook you for aditya desai of my batch..

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