55 minus 1.
July 3, 2010
“When you find who did it
for sure, will you kill him?
“
“No. I won’t kill him, but
i’ll make him very sorry.”
–
The Mentalist
I have a similar thought for the mosquito that just bit me. Wish I could hire the vampires and pay back the mosquito in the same coin. Eclipse. Peace.
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i’m through with mosquitoes. nets at the windows. but i’d like to do something about my ISP (see my last post). i don’t wish they die – i wish they die IN PAIN.
Luke 6:29
And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other
@himanshu: i always wondered: why wait? why not offer a cheek before being hit in the first place? prompt yourself to be kicked, and ask for ever more.
from the opposite point of view, IF* you see nothing else to do and come to hit, then you don’t stop after slapping one cheek. moreover, you don’t slap, you punch, and always in combinations (left/right, punch/kick), and don’t stop until you see the other guy down. no need for him to turn the other cheek.
* that IF is very important. i don’t preach violence, please don’t misunderstand me.
@srijan
i just remember another joke on the mentalist line.
there was this vendor crying loud in the market: ‘fleeaaa poizzzzzoooon! fleeeeeea poizzzzzzon!’
a onloooker asks: ‘how does it work?’
‘ya cats za flea, get it? and you squezzze za flea zently, zently, like ziiiis… get it? and you pour zust a liiiitle little flea poizon. and za flea dies. get it?’
‘well, but if i already caught it, can’t i squeeze it until it dies?’
‘my zentle sir, you can do it your way, or my way, get it?’
@himanshu : I remember seeing bible once in your room, but i cannot believe you reading whole of that.. :p
@Bizzle in the pizzle : Seems like you served the army sometime back.. :p
Btw the mentalist stuff is funny..